tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37100522308053953462024-02-06T18:17:19.515-08:005 Scene MoviesOriginal Movies and Trailers, Abridgedkimba2488http://www.blogger.com/profile/00655502016573626562noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3710052230805395346.post-49507906677585336092011-01-19T04:41:00.000-08:002011-01-19T04:42:19.367-08:00"Robot of My Heart"FADE IN.<br /><br />INT. SMOKING ROOM - DAY<br />Leather bound books line the walls. A wingback chair sits in front of a roaring fireplace. MANAGER (45), male, enters trailed by SAL-E 2000, a robot who speaks with a very robotic voice.<br /><div align="left"><br />MANAGER<br />Sir, here’s your new bodyguard bot.<br />SAL-E 2000.<br /><br />The wingback chair whips around to reveal EDDIE (35), computer geek with glasses, drinking from a snifter of Sunny-D. He appraises SAL-E 2000.<br /><br />EDDIE<br />I don’t want to be taken care of by<br />a girl bot.<br /><br />SAL-E 2000<br />I am not a girl bot. I am a woman bot.<br />Do not forget that.<br /><br />INT. SMOKING ROOM -NIGHT<br />Eddie and Sal-E 2000 sit on a blood red leather couch together by the roaring fire.<br /><br />EDDIE<br />Nobody understands me Sal-E 2000. I’m<br />so alone.<br /><br />SAL-E 2000<br />(loud)<br />Initiate comforting mode!<br /><br />Sal-E 2000 pats Eddie on the back with a CREAKY claw.<br /><br />SAL-E 2000 (CONT’D)<br />You are not alone. I am here with you. I<br />am a robot.<br /><br />EDDIE<br />I think I love you, robot!<br /><br />Eddie grabs and hugs Sal-E 2000. She does not react.<br /><br />SAL-E 2000<br />Beep. Boop. Boop. Love? Does not compute.<br /><br />EXT. EDDIE’S MANSION - DAY<br />Eddie goes to start his scooter. Sal-E 2000 ducks in front of him and starts it instead.<br /><br />The scooter explodes. Parts of Sal-E 2000 rain down from the fiery sky.<br /><br />Eddie shakes his fists at the sky.<br /><br />EDDIE<br />Noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!<br /><br />He gets down on his knees and pounds the ground with his fist.<br /><br />EDDIE (CONT’D)<br />It should’ve been me! It should’ve<br />been me, goddammit!<br /><br />Sal-E 2000’s head lands next to Eddie he picks it up.<br /><br />INT. EDDIE’S WORKSHOP - NIGHT<br /><br />Eddie puts Sal-E 2000 back together. She does not work.<br /><br />He SOBS and holds her lifeless, mechanized body close to him. He rocks back and forth.<br /><br />EDDIE<br />(sobbing)<br />No. No. No.<br /><br />A single tear rolls off his cheek and into her circuitry. Sparks then<br />Sal-E 2000 turns into a human woman (30), with ginormous bosoms and maybe she’s blonde. I don’t know. Whatever. She’s not naked. That would just be awkward.<br /><br />SALLY<br />Through the magic of love I have<br />become human.<br /><br />EDDIE<br />The gypsy curse has been lifted!<br /><br />Eddie waves his arms in the air like a muppet.<br /><br />EDDIE/SALLY<br />Yayyy!!!!!!<br /><br />FADE OUT.<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgygikuTLpv1KPFbjMUv7nRcfu1kLTHuauY3_IQP7P7xC-oyIJ7qJH6R0PqsX5KqcvixZbXotwr2Q7LMd3dhx_Ik2dF34-5Fne5o6dbxJIEHVpoLDO0SrdsOn7nLJ1sOScnHh0GPZD9n3s/s1600-h/ROBOT+OF+LOVE.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5373071576853624898" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgygikuTLpv1KPFbjMUv7nRcfu1kLTHuauY3_IQP7P7xC-oyIJ7qJH6R0PqsX5KqcvixZbXotwr2Q7LMd3dhx_Ik2dF34-5Fne5o6dbxJIEHVpoLDO0SrdsOn7nLJ1sOScnHh0GPZD9n3s/s400/ROBOT+OF+LOVE.jpg" style="width: 259px; height: 400px; cursor: pointer; " /></a></div>kimba2488http://www.blogger.com/profile/00655502016573626562noreply@blogger.com0